Beefalos, Tigons, and the Hybrid Lawyer

Ever heard of the Beefalo? Tigon? Coydog? Pumapard (yes, that’s a real animal).

Since the mind-1800s, men have played god by creating hybrid animal crosses, such as the aforementioned: Beefalo (bison and domestic cattle), Tigon (tiger and lion), Coydog (coyote and a dog) and Pumapard (Puma and leopard).

It turns out that certain animal pairs are better together than alone. For example, in1847, the first zubron was born—a hybrid of domestic cattle and wisent (type of bison). Zubron are known to survive in harsh weather conditions and are amazingly strong. This is one of the reasons why they have been discussed as a more durable and efficient replacement for cattle.

Next, the “curly-hair-dog” or Mangalitsa is a highly specialized Hungarian breed created in 1833. This wooly pig that resembles a boar certainly won’t win any beauty pageants, but it does produce tasty, high-quality meat.

Some hybrid experiments were not as successful. The Zeedonk (Zebra and donkey), for example, Zorse (zebra and horse), Zebrule (zebra and mule), and Zony (zebra and pony) will likely never replace the real things. Zebroids, which look like horses with zebraesque stripes, in particular, are difficult to handle.

But different types of animals aren’t just genetic crosses. Sometimes they’re also socially compatible.

The Dallas Zoo recently added a Labrador retriever puppy into the cheetah cub den. Zoologists believe the pup will have a calming influence over the cats as they grow up in captivity.

Humans, too, experience beneficial hybridization. Certain combinations of seemingly unrelated skills can create the ideal career option.

Take, for instance, the lawyer-CPA.

“I think an accounting background gives somebody the opportunity to take a more global approach to the representation of a business,” says Stephen Kantor, who is both a CPA and a partner at the law firm Samuels Yoelin Kantor Seymour & Spinrad LLP.

He explains, “I stick to the law, although a lot of what I do involves accounting.” From the perspective of an attorney, Kantor is confident that a CPA designation provides additional insight into the industry of law.

And, with new tax legislation up for debate in Congress, it’s time lawyers brush up on their tax code.

The Ways and Means Committee plans to pass legislation that will rewrite the tax code this fall. The implications are significant for big business, especially those large corporations sheltered under a non-profit designation, reports Bloomberg Businessweek.

Sports leagues are specifically under fire. And, with football season just beginning, lawmakers have leaguers justifiably concerned.

Your firm’s biggest clients may have much at stake. So, if you’re not yet involved, it’s time to contact a group called the Business Coalition for Fair Competition, which has petitiond Congress for a more leveled playing field between companies paying income taxes and their competitors hiding as nonprofits.

The organization’s president, John Palatiello, said to Bloomberg, “There’s no question that there are significant revenue implications to this debate,” Palatiello said. Revenue that your lawyer-CPA hybrid should add up and mark down in your firm’s playbook and account book.

Hybridization has reached attorneys.

It’s time to find a lawyer with a ledger. If you can’t, create one. Send your lawyers back to school and your firm may be the first to develop the ever-allusive Cabbit (a mythical cat-rabbit), which—let’s face it—has enough cuteness to reap huge rewards.

-WB

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